Do I need besides the cruel jest of fate.

 

butch-himbo-king:

butch-himbo-king:

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

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this is what she looked like

religion-is-a-mental-illness:

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An interesting demonstration of how the human brain works.

But also something of a lesson regarding perception, and the unreliability of subjective perspective versus objective reality.

You can be extremely certain about how you perceive the world, your “lived experience,” that which you “feel it in my heart.” But that doesn’t mean it’s actually true. And it doesn’t mean we have to endorse it, or ignore or outright deny objective reality.

That’s a “you” thing, not a “we” thing.

(Source: twitter.com)

rittie:

8oo:

nonbinary robots are cool and all but imagine a robot designed to be genderless and it sees a girl and is like “wtf girls are cute im a girl now” and the scientists are like u cant do this thing but she is already out the door 

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garbij-eater:

roboticoperatingbud:

ghoulbling:

ghoulbling:

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

Like

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nah i got this bruv

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dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

awbrainno:

heartseeker:

guerrillatech:

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i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

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shes turning 2

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday